Membership quotients

The scores I possess for entry
to Mensa are non-applicable
according to the website's lists.
I pondered submitting the money
for a home test in order to better
understand what the local society's tests
might be like.

The smartest person I know says the
sample questions in the work books she has
entertained herself with are beyond even her.

I think in my whole life the only IQ test I've take
was practice for a neighbor who was studying
to be certified as a TAG instructor.
I was videotaped because her children did not want to be.
And even now I wonder what my non-applicable
test scores (sample) turned out to be.

Now though, I think I would rather spend my time
pursuing other things more practical
rather than sitting in a room with desperate people
for another line on their resume.
I guess that membership in the AARP is more easily attained,
and garners more benefits.